i'm awesome

captain awesome approaching, please stand by for the following events and announcements...
by now you should be reading something else, cuz this will have no sense... or will it? i know you are beautiful, and i know that you are nice, but you should know that you are awesome, if you are or do these four things:
-you are a teenager
-you talk to me
-you dress like an awesome person
-and you are awesome, you are just awesome.
now that you already are aware that you are awesome, you can also now this: i want a slumber party, with no parents or restrictions, with buzz and boys and girls and food and music, with the most awesome people and the most perfect person.
love, wittan <3

p.s. i told you this wouldn't make any sense, but was it useless? no.